23 May 13
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thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

  • The double fist shake
  • The naughty kitten
  • The cultural appropriation
  • The self bitch slap
  • The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
  • The nipple hardener
  • The sweaty declaration of self
  • The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

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23 May 13
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    Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
    Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
13 May 13
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ronchronchronch:

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I really need to go ahead and catch up on the show already. So funny.

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11 May 13
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11 May 13
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad

(part 1)

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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9 May 13
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crookedfeet: w-a-v-e: yannychigi: maddie-in-a-box: SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH  MY GOD HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS????? BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS

crookedfeet:

w-a-v-e:

yannychigi:

maddie-in-a-box:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????

BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS

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9 May 13
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disneyismyescape: ktseitz5: I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing. omfg. 

disneyismyescape:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

omfg. 

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8 May 13
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critter-of-habit: “That isn’t helpful.”

critter-of-habit:

“That isn’t helpful.”

30 Apr 13
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28 Apr 13
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a-play-of-my-obsessions: sing—me-to—sleep: imma-gay-panda: facts-i-just-made-up: Fun things you never knew when you were growing up- NES systems had built in televisions. “We felt it was one of the most important aspects of the console,” said system creator and company founder David Rosen, “But nobody ever tried opening them and despite numerous diagrams in Nintendo Power, word just never got out”. Get the fuck outta here. Mind=blown

a-play-of-my-obsessions:

sing—me-to—sleep:

imma-gay-panda:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Fun things you never knew when you were growing up-

NES systems had built in televisions. “We felt it was one of the most important aspects of the console,” said system creator and company founder David Rosen, “But nobody ever tried opening them and despite numerous diagrams in Nintendo Power, word just never got out”.

Get the fuck outta here.

Mind=blown

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#gif #lol #nes
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