A wonderful thing is an Adrian;
An Adrian's a wonderful thing.
Their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made out of spring
They're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,
The most wonderful thing
about Adrians is:
I'm the only one!
Barbara: “Sorry, but if I hear one more big band tune, I’m going to hurt someone.” Dick: “Not my favourite kind of music, either. Y’know, I used to hate these things. Still do, really.” Barbara: “But you attend them all.” Dick: “Yeah, but… That’s just to see you. Barbara, would you like to have dinner with me this Friday?” Barbara: ”I thought you’d never ask.”