March 2012
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Mass Effect Fun Facts!
Here’s a little fun fact for you Mass Effect fans out there: did you know that many of the places you can travel to in the Normandy are based off of actual locations in our galaxy? Obviously, everyone knows that the system Sol within the Local Cluster is an exact copy of our Solar System.
But here’s a few that you might not know about!
dear yvonne strahovski,
we will pay you large amounts of money to attend a con while cosplaying as miranda lawson. we’ll double that amount of you convince mark vanderloo to join you and go as shepard.
love,
the mass effect fandom
Also, that one guy from that “Lie to me” show to go as Zaeed
so I can kidnap him and drag him home. And Jamal Kazak as James, Carrie-Ann Moss as Aria, and, and, Seth Green as Joker, and KEYTHE FARLEY IN PROSTHETICS AS THANE IDGAF.^ Yes, yes… good.
This.
Harry Potter is better if you change the word "wand" to "willy" each time you read it. →
- “Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
- “A magic willy… this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.”
- “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work. Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches.”
- Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his willy from his trousers. “It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight!” “Oh, I’m so sorry,” hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his willy instead.
- “Harry rubbed his willy feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end, which earned him a disapproving look from Fleur.”
- “Both Sirius and Snape lowered their willies… the unexpected entrance of so many witnesses seemed to have brought them to their senses… “But what’s going on?” asked Mr. Weasley. “Nothing, Arthur,” said Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run a long distance.”
- “Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “Willy out, Potter.”
- Draco’s sleek, black willy. Identical to his father’s willy as far as Harry could remember…
BRINGING THIS BACK.
